Dear Jordanne,
Your room is absolutely disgusting. I would greatly urge you to clean that disaster area, because I do believe there is an animal on your floor. It makes me want to pull out my hair when I enter your room, and practically trip and fall flat on my face whenever I try to walk around. Furthermore, it is absolutely impossible for you to find anything in there, and you have such nice clean laundry sitting in a slump in the corner. CLEAN IT NOW!!! Please get off your lazy bum and just clean!
Sincerely,
Jordanne
1 comment:
Here, here! I applaud your alter ego for getting you back on track...Um, but now the mess is spilling out into the hallway and your mother is getting equally annoyed. I realize you're on overload, but take a minute to get it under control or we'll be setting off a bomb to level the place and start over.
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